“Please welcome the wicked-ly talented, one and only Adele Dazeem,” John Travolta, introducing Idina Menzel, 86th Annual Academy Awards.
2013 Academy Awards Winner
✓ 1. Best Picture: 12 Years A Slave
✓ 2. Director: Alfonso Cuaròn, Gravity
✓ 3. Actor: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
✓ 4. Actress: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
✓5. Supporting Actor: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
✓6. Supporting Actress: Lupita Nyong’o
✓7. Animated Feature: Frozen
✓8. Documentary: 20 Feet From Stardom
X 9. Original Screenplay: Her
✓10. Adapted Screenplay: 12 Years A Slave
✓11. Cinematography: Gravity
X 12. Costume Design: The Great Gatsby
✓13. Editing: Gravity
✓14. Production Design: Great Gatsby
X 15. Score: Gravity
✓16. Song: “Let It Go”, Frozen
✓17. Visual Effects: Gravity
✓18. Sound Mixing: Gravity
✓19. Sound Editing: Gravity
X 20. Foreign Language Film: The Great Beauty (Italy)
✓21. Makeup: Dallas Buyers Club
✓22. Documentary Short: The Woman in No. 6: Music Saved My Life
X 23. Live Action Short: Helium
X 24. Animated Short: Mr. Hublot
Totals: 18 Correct; 6 Wrong (.750)
I thought the Academy Awards show was pretty solid this year. Host Ellen Degeneres did not have any gut-bustingly fun one liners, a la Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the Golden Globes, but she provided a friendly, down-to-earth approach to the show. Nothing racy that would offend like Seth MacFarlane’s epic “I Saw Your Boobs” last year, but her “Hey let’s treat these gods like normals” approach worked well. The crowd wasn’t hostile, everyone chipped in for pizza, it was a winning effort.
Of her big moments, I thought that the Twitter selfie was stupid and annoying and took forever for no payoff (Oooh, they crashed twitter). The pizza thing took longer but actually was funnier to me and naturally Jennifer Lawrence was clearly seen on camera eating her slice.
It should also be noted that Ellen spent half the show dressed like Austin Powers.
I would have enjoyed it if Tyler Perry came out dressed like Madea in a formal ball gown.
While Bill Murray’s tribute to Harold Ramis was nice, I have to wonder if the actual cinematographer of CaddyShack and Ghostbusters was annoyed at not getting credit for his work.
It was a pretty predictable show, as evidenced that I got 75% correct, I think the best I’ve ever done (last year, I got 11/24). The only award that made me mad was Live Action Short Subject, which went to Helium, a sappy fantasy that was so dull I checked my watch TWICE in 20 minutes.
The best awards speech was hands down the duo who wrote Frozen and sang (rhymed) their acceptance speech in a snappy, fast, funny moment. A lot of people are praising Matthew McConaughey, but I found his speech to be kind of pompous (“My hero is me in 10 years but I’ll never reach that goal). At least he ended with a coy “Alright, alright, alright.”
And that’s really all I have to say about the 2013 Academy Awards. But fear not, loyal readers. I am bringing this blog back and will be back next week picking up where I left off in August (!) with 1947’s Best Picture, the obscure Gentlemen’s Agreement.
As a final note, here are the 2013 Razzie Winners for the worst in filmmaking. While it is out of the purview of Operation Oscar’s mission statement to cover the Razzies for many reasons (they weren’t started until 1980, many of the early winners like Inchon and the Lonely Lady are extremely difficult to find) I will note that I was one of the five people to see Movie 43 in theaters and it truly was a glorious train wreck of vulgarity and tastelessness. I cannot recommend it highly enough. Bring on Another Earth!
2013 Razzie (Golden Raspberry) Winners
1. Worst Picture: Movie 43
2. Worst Actor: Jaden Smith, After Earth
3. Worst Actress: Tyler Perry (in drag), A Madea Christmas
4. Worst Supporting Actor: Will Smith, After Earth
5. Worst Supporting Actress: Kim Kardashian, Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
6. Worst Screen Combo: Jaden Smith and Will Smith, After Earth
7. Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: The Lone Ranger
8. Worst Director: The 13 people who directed Movie 43
9. Worst Screenplay: Movie 43 (written by 19 “Screenwriters”)